Archive for January, 2010

I was flipping through a Playboy catalog that was in my mailbox last night. I wish I’d known the tenant of my apartment before me. I think we would have gotten along famously. She also has a subscription to Maxim that she has been generous enough to forget to forward. That is my type of girl. Anyway, Playboy apparently sells tacky neon signs to hang in your home or garage. I think they should have an addendum sign for sale that says “no pink”. I find the societal view of Playboy as “classy” porn in the light that they sell tacky neon signs beyond ironic. Should they read this they would probably have the gall to state that they are not pornographers. Uh huh… and I’m not a whore.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have anything against Playboy. I use them as an example of the way in which societal likes to place constraints on it’s inhabitants and then bend the rules for it’s own purposes. Playboy is a great example. A Playboy model is fairly widely accepted in the mainstream world whereas a porn star is not. So let me get this straight, one girl is put up on a pedestal and another is shamed because of a hardcore pussy shot (i.e. Penthouse)? Although the reality is that there are probably hardcore shots of most Playmates in existence that for aforementioned reasons just weren’t published.

And to think I had every intention of writing a blog about live cam shows…